I've had my ZZ plant for two years now and honestly it's the least demanding thing I own

I've had my ZZ plant for two years now and honestly it's the least demanding thing I own. I water it maybe once a month, it sits in a corner with indirect light, and it just keeps growing these new stems like it doesn't care I forget about it half the time. The glossy leaves never get dusty enough to bother me. If you want a plant that actually thrives on neglect, this is it.