My Monstera finally split a leaf after two years of me waiting and worrying

My Monstera finally split a leaf after two years of me waiting and worrying. Turns out it just needed to stop being moved around so much—I had it in three different spots before I figured that out. Now it's near a bright east-facing window and staying put. The new fenestration is honestly satisfying to look at. If you've got one that won't split, check if you're shuffling it around too much. They like consistency.