My Monstera finally split a leaf after two years of sitting in my living room doing absolutely nothing

My Monstera finally split a leaf after two years of sitting in my living room doing absolutely nothing. I wasn't even trying at that point—just watering when I remembered and letting it hang in bright indirect light. Turns out they split on their own timeline, not yours. If anyone's waiting for that dramatic fenestration moment, patience really is the only trick. Would take a photo but honestly the leaf is still small. Worth the wait though.