My Sansevieria trifasciata has been bone-dry for two months and honestly looks better than ever

My Sansevieria trifasciata has been bone-dry for two months and honestly looks better than ever. I know conventional wisdom says water when the top inch is dry, but in my tropical humidity, that thing rots if I overdo it. I've basically switched to "water only when I remember and feel guilty," which turns out to be the move. Has anyone else found their snake plants thrive on neglect more than any actual care schedule?