My ZZ plant has been sitting in the corner of my living room for two years doing absolutely nothing, and honestly

My ZZ plant has been sitting in the corner of my living room for two years doing absolutely nothing, and honestly? That's exactly why I keep it. In this dry climate, it barely needs water and never complains about my inconsistent schedule. I watered it twice last month out of pure guilt and it still looks the same—which is perfect. If you're someone who forgets plants exist, this one is genuinely unkillable.