Notes on my Snake Plant

Just realized my snake plant has been thriving for two years on pure neglect—I water it maybe once a month and it lives in corner light that's honestly pretty dim. Finally got a new leaf unfurling last week, which felt oddly exciting for a plant I basically ignore. If you've killed other houseplants, honestly just get a snake plant. It's genuinely hard to mess up, and that's coming from someone with only six plants total.