Notes on my ZZ Plant

I've had my ZZ plant for two years now and honestly it's spoiled me—barely touches water, doesn't care about light, just sits in the corner looking glossy. The only time I worried was when I overwatered it early on and the stems got soft. Now I barely touch the watering can. If you're like me and forget to water things, this plant won't hold it against you. Mine's tripled in size just from neglect, which is kind of the dream.